(or how to get 1 hour on the net while they're awake!)
On a previously clean surface, lay one sheet to stretch from one corner of the room to the other.
On this place two small children (more if required), spread with the perishable goods.
Finally, insert the video, close the door and simmer for one movie length, occassionally turning a deaf ear when the cooking becomes too vocal.
At the end of the session employ the *Rastahoover to clean the crumbs off the sheet.
*Rastahoover - denotes Rasta the Wonderdog in garbage mode!
You have been enjoying a recipe written by The Kitchen Sinker at http://members.net-tech.com.au/carolf