ANSWERS TO KIDS QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE:

Q. Where did I come from?

A. Third Planet from the Sun!

Q. Why has that Web page got XXX on it Mum?

A. Because the funny people can't spell!

Q. What's this stuff in my belly button Mum?

A. It's lint, I think that the lint fairies have been sleeping in your bellybutton again!

Q. Why do you and Daddy play horsies in bed Mum?

A. Because we can't afford a stable!

Q. Why aren't you feeding and looking after us anymore Mum?

A. Because I'm on the Net dear, now go away!

Q. Back in the olden days, what did you do for a career Mum?

A. I was a banana bender!