INTERNET PARKING
NOTICE

During our routine sweep of the internet we, The Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers that you keep on your desk (yes we can see you) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the internet.