CAN BE PREPARED 20 YEARS AHEAD
Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased and comfortable sofa and leave to set (probably will take length of one sport show), remove from family room and bring to kitchen to finish filling.
Mix TV remote control,chip packet, pizza, hotdog, nachos and cheese sandwhich on a large tray. Add six pack of beer slowly (to avoid excess gas) bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation. Be careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the screen and leave to solidify indefinately.
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You have been enjoying a recipe written by The Kitchen Sinker at http://members.net-tech.com.au/carolf