Jokes
Q. What is the difference between cutting up an onion and cutting up a viola ?
A. Nobody cries when you cut up a viola !
Q. What is the definition of "Perfect Pitch ?
A. The ability to throw a soprano cornet into a toilet without hitting the sides !
Q. Who knows where the parts to "Sandpaper Ballet" are ?
No - it's not a joke, I really want to know where they are.
Q. If a Bass Trombonist just got paid $200.00 for playing an important gig with a world famous performer............
Oh, forget it. It just can't happen !
Q. Did you know that 200 left handed people die each year from using a right handed machine ?
Q. Do they sterilize the needle for giving lethal injections ?
Q. What is grey and slimy ?
A. A melted penguin.
A man walks into a bar.....
Ouch!
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